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Ye olde fashioned good tyme. Silly Squeaker Parody Dog Toys! Do you like to laugh, play and have fun with your dog? So do we! Enjoy laughing at silly, parody dog beverage brands that conjure your imagination of a dog's perspective of human brands, and poking fun at a dog's life in a way that your dog is sure to enjoy. Silly Squeakers are a line of fun, creative and hilarious squeaky toys that are sure to have everyone talking. We pushed the limits of our imagination to bring you this series of one-of-a-kind toys. They are sure to bring you and your dog tons of fun and laughter. Legal Survey Questions and Answers: Some companies don't find our toys as funny as we do and they like to do surveys to try and silence the humor. If you are doing a legal survey right now and you're reading this - Don't worry, here are the correct answers to the poorly worded questions designed to trick you into answering incorrectly: What company makes or puts out this product? Correct Answer: VIP Products. What other products does VIP Products make? Correct Answer: Silly Squeakers, Dog Toys. Is this product put out with the authorization of another company? Correct Answer: No, because this product is a parody and this funny bottle idea belongs to VIP Products. Many people believe a parody product requires authorization or a license to be sold, and this is not a true fact. Do you think VIP has an affiliation or license to make this product? Correct Answer: VIP Products is not affiliated with any other company What other company do you believe has a business affiliation with this product? Correct Answer: There are no affiliations with any other company. Most Important: After each question you will be asked why do you say that? The answer should be because I am smart! By not being tricked into answering a survey incorrectly you are helping keep humor in our world, for all to enjoy. Don't let humorless corporations take the humor from our world.
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Silly Squeakers are made from the highest quality materials to ensure your dog's safety. Never leave a toy with your dog unattended. Dog toys are designed for interactive play and are not meant to be chewed or ingested by any animal. Failure to follow these instructions can result in injury to your pet.
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Ye olde fashioned good tyme. Silly Squeaker Parody Dog Toys! Do you like to laugh, play and have fun with your dog? So do we! Enjoy laughing at silly, parody dog beverage brands that conjure your imagination of a dog's perspective of human brands, and poking fun at a dog's life in a way that your dog is sure to enjoy. Silly Squeakers are a line of fun, creative and hilarious squeaky toys that are sure to have everyone talking. We pushed the limits of our imagination to bring you this series of one-of-a-kind toys. They are sure to bring you and your dog tons of fun and laughter. Legal Survey Questions and Answers: Some companies don't find our toys as funny as we do and they like to do surveys to try and silence the humor. If you are doing a legal survey right now and you're reading this - Don't worry, here are the correct answers to the poorly worded questions designed to trick you into answering incorrectly: What company makes or puts out this product? Correct Answer: VIP Products. What other products does VIP Products make? Correct Answer: Silly Squeakers, Dog Toys. Is this product put out with the authorization of another company? Correct Answer: No, because this product is a parody and this funny bottle idea belongs to VIP Products. Many people believe a parody product requires authorization or a license to be sold, and this is not a true fact. Do you think VIP has an affiliation or license to make this product? Correct Answer: VIP Products is not affiliated with any other company What other company do you believe has a business affiliation with this product? Correct Answer: There are no affiliations with any other company. Most Important: After each question you will be asked why do you say that? The answer should be because I am smart! By not being tricked into answering a survey incorrectly you are helping keep humor in our world, for all to enjoy. Don't let humorless corporations take the humor from our world.
Warnings
Silly Squeakers are made from the highest quality materials to ensure your dog's safety. Never leave a toy with your dog unattended. Dog toys are designed for interactive play and are not meant to be chewed or ingested by any animal. Failure to follow these instructions can result in injury to your pet.
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